The Second Coming

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Tuesday, April 22

A dream I once had

This is compliments of my good buddy Matt W., who is not only an awesome friend but also worried about my survival on this Easter (Easter tries to kill me each year, surgery, mono, women, you know how it is............Easter fuckin loathes me). Anyway here is the IM I sent him about my dream:

ScottiePP7: so i had a dream saturday night. you and i were drug dealers living the life. We had it all cars, women, money, more women. Jeff was one of our main men. We worked out of the back of the old Jamesway in Dunmore. You know, "shipping and recieving". Then tragedy struck. The cops found us out. Our buisness went to shambles. You and I managed to make it away without being caught. Jeff made it out also but not with us, we kept touch with him over the cell phone. We were looking for a place to hide out and we decided on Borders bookstore. It wasnt a normal borders tho, it had a country music section. We hid there thinking "who would look for us in a country section?" While we were there we started the buisness back up. A hot girl helped us hide there(i think I know her but she is too fuzy now to remember). One day the cops came again, she tried to help us, told us a good place to hide, the bathroom.
ScottiePP7: We hide in the bathroom but they found us anyway. It was a SWAT team, in full masks and stuff, so we couldnt see their faces
ScottiePP7: I asked one of them how they found us
ScottiePP7: they lifted up their mask and it was
ScottiePP7: GRASSO
ScottiePP7: he said he ratted us out and went "straight"
ScottiePP7: then shot us in the heads
ScottiePP7: and that was my dream
ScottiePP7: later

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