The Second Coming

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Wednesday, May 14

American Wedding

So I saw a preview for American Wedding last night and it looks AWESOME. If you don't know me, you will get to, but I love the American Pie movies. You can check out the preview here. Not only is it funny as hell but features the song "Laid" which any college student know, KICKS ASS!

Anyway about getting to know me, I watched the preview and thought a lot about my life and my friends because I remember seeing the first one right after graduation from High school and then the second during college and now this one...except no one I know is getting married, at least not this summer. I can see bits and pieces of my friends in all these characters and maybe that’s why I love these movies.

We have our own Stiflers because Jerry is like pure Stifler except the girls he gets aren't nearly as good looking as the stif-misters and Jeff is like a closet Stifler, not many people know how truly insane Jeff is, but he def. is and that’s probably why we get along so well.

Most people think they resemble Jim (well, guys). The whole fact that he tries his best and always fails with women reminds all of us fellas about most of our experiences with girls. If I had to pick a Jim out of my friends.....it would probably be Mikey. He has had his share of downtime with the ladies but always tries his best to treat them good. Plus he is or rather, was as inexperienced with sex as anyone I know (he once threw out my porno bloopers tape in sophomore year because it was dirty). I saw was cause he has his own personal Michelle in Lea, I think she is teaching him whatever he needs to know and then some (we heard most of it back in our bar days).

The Kevin of our group is definitely Jeff, he always lookin out for the best of the group and to have a good time, he lacks the cool brother that hooks us up with good times however, unless he gets us giants tickets this football season *hint hint*

Oz would have to be Greger, he likes to be sensitive with his woman and Oz's girlfriend seems like a bitch too so it kinda works out. Greg's spastic humor is a lot more like Stiflers though.

Finch is hands down Louie. Not really Finch in the first movie but more so the second one where he knows all this weird shit and give love him for it (remember finch at the party surrounded by girls talking about stupid shit? yeah that’s Louie).

I'm not putting myself anywhere in there because I would just say my own projection of what I think I act like and I would probably be wrong. My friends can probably leave some comments on who I act like, if anyone.

Anyway just a post to talk about my friends whom I love all of them, I didn't tell ya about a bunch but only a few fit the American Pie stereotypes.

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