The Second Coming

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Monday, May 12

Rumble Young Man, Rumble

Sorry I haven't posted in a long time, school has been a bitch and taken over my life. It's now Finals time and this year I am treating my finals as a fight between me and them, I really wanna kick their ass.

So this is my fifth semester, my fifth round of the fight against college finals. Last round I barely came out alive getting a lousy 2.8 out of 4 of the judges votes, just winning it. This time around I'm looking to get much more of the judges' votes.

I'm gonna keep updating this post on the status of my battle with the finals:

- The bell rings and The Final goes totally bezerker with his "Theoretical Foundations of Computer Science" attack, this for some reason is working on Scottie much better than it ever has before...it knocks him to the ground...
1...
2...Scottie's up!!

Scottie spits in the face of the final and things really heat up, Scottie lays in some punches but the final keeps coming back with small quick jabs to Scottie's side. Scottie finally gets off a nice jab to the face that sends the final staggering back........Scottie follows him to the ropes and lets lose with a barrage of rights and lefts to the mid-section of the final but the final refuses to go down...but he is appearing punch drunk

So far: Scottie with only a slight advantage due to the Final's unexpectedly affectfull "Theory" attack

Let's Review

Scottie came out quick and had a swift attack of rights and lefts, The Final tried to fight back with it's Networking Attack but Scottie blocked it with his "fuck you, ill do your take home exam over the weekend and pump out a ten-page paper" reversal attack.

Then The Final hit Scottie hard with the "Theory" move and it hit Scottie pretty hard

Let's pick up the battle already in progress....

The Final moves off the rope and looks enraged, he comes in swiftly with a "Third and Final Calculus" move...

HOLY SHIT!!

Scottie dodges the attack like he was in the matrix and pops right back up and smacks the final in the back of the head! Scottie bends the final over and donkey punches it to the ground!!!

SCOTTIE TOOK THE RED PILL!!! SCOTTIE TOOK THE RED PILL!!! THIS IS THE REAL WORLD BABY!!!!

We heard that Scottie has been preparing for that attack for a long time and wow did it show!

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