The Second Coming

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Tuesday, June 3

The Ghosts of Me and You

I'm gonna try a new game for posting; it's called "seriously". If you know me, when I am very adamant about something I will use the word "seriously" to emphasis that my usual sarcasm and/or kidding nature is to be applied to the following or preceding statement. So here we go, hope you all like it

Seriously:

- Since when has church become all about the parking? I rarely go because of my non-belief in the people that run my church but I have gone the past two weeks, can someone tell me why everyone ducks out 5-10 min. early? When I do go I at least have enough respect for the people that do believe to wait till the very end to leave while the people that I am trin' to show respect for walk right by me so they can get out of the parking lot early. Once again, I love all you "good" parishioners, at least I admit that I don't believe and don't pretend I'm something I'm not. Seriously.

- The new Less Than Jake album "Anthem" kicks major ass I recommended it to absolutely anyone between 13-60 (even my mom loves it!). Seriously, it rocks.

- I'm taking Physics I right now during the summer session and I still seriously suck at it...here's to hoping and praying I get about a B.

- I really love the fact that people read my blog and IM me or e-mail me about it. Seriously, thanks.

-Women are great and they are the worst thing ever created all at once, I'm serious about this

- On that note, here's a shout-out to my most dedicated reader, The Irainian (ladies is he is seriously the man)

- 30 pounds lighter! The Atkins Diet is amazing, seriously

- I seriously love my laptop

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