Perfect is Such a Strong Word

My buddy Murph had a blog once and he posted a fake ad for a roommate which had all the ideal qualities the perfect roommate would have, includding an affinity for tit-fucking. I decided that I would list the qualities a perfect woman would have for me:

- Looks like Michelle Branch
- Great ability for idle chit-chat about the world, news, music, etc.
- Will make me coffee whenever she wakes up before me

That's about all I got, I'd probably settle for like one of those 3 cause to ask all 3 of one person is asking a lot