The Second Coming

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Monday, August 4

Well, it's my first official Monday of summer, hell-fuckin'-yea! I got nothing to do today, no class, no homework, no nothing.which is totally awesome! I will probably end up doing the usual now..finish up my morning coffee (in progress), play some basketball (if anyone ever reads this and is in the scranton area-send me an email or IM me or call me or something, we can always use more players), then tonight is Noelle's Bday, which sould be fun. I haven't seen all the girls in a week or so, and I saw Easy for like 10 seconds on Friday before the black-out began(I've been told I was funny and not annoying which is good, I HATE when I drink to much because I look like an ass because I usualy make fun of people when they get like that, so my apologies go out to everyone). Anyway, should be a good time for all even though it is a monday and the "big" bars aren't open. Tomorrow is Jacki's 21st so I will have another night out and I'm suppossed to go out with Nelson sometime this week to catch up...so I'll have a rough one.

I'm like 1.5 pounds away from the goal I set for myself for the summer weight loss campain and about 3 pounds away from 50 pounds off since April..so AWESOME FOR ME!!! heh. It rocks but I gotta work on one thing, my "Flirt-Dar" as Jack calls it..see since I've lost the weight the flirting I've been getting has been growing exponentially(which isnt too much when you consider I got flirted with like once a month last semister, but still..work with me people). Long story short...It's slow, I don't realize a girl is interested untill like 20 minutes after she leaves or Jeff and/or Jack hit me on the head for fuckin' up, but I'm workin on it so it's all good.

A word about the Atkin's Diet because I need to publicly give it it's due props. It can really suck, I mean real bad..but compaired to everything else out there..it's amazing. I am on it for 4 months now and still kicking, I tried a lot of other stuff which worked well, maybe slightly better(?), but it reversed itself after like 3 weeks when I got fed up. Plus it's perfect for me..wings are a-ok!! I can eat 20 a day(and I have) and still lose weight..if you know me thats just perfect for me. Also if you know me..I've had 1 coke since April..you can pick your jaw up now. Ok there is the due props for Dr. Atkins(RIP).

I know this post is all over the place but I have been talking about this alot with my friends lately so I figure I should talk about it here......WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH OUR PRESIDENT?!?!?

He gave a speech the other day, his 9th solo speech of his presedency(for refrence his dad had 60+ at this point and Clinton had 40+ at this point).
it was an amazing job of showing his stupidity. He managed to throw "or whatever his name is" into the speech along with, in refrence to capturing Sadam: "I don't know how close we are to getting Saddam Hussein. You know -- it's closer than we were yesterday, I guess." He also managed to accuse the media for the bad economy(not all the wonderfull things he did by making tax cuts for the rich and totaly unbalancing the budget): "Remember on our TV screens -- I'm not suggesting which network did this -- but it said, "March to War," every day from last summer until the spring -- "March to War, March to War." That's not a very conducive environment for people to take risk, when they hear, "March to War" all the time." Let me quote John Stewart on this one "Why would a network do that...?? I mean it's not like we had some crazy asshole leading our country who told us we were going to war!?!" You can check out the whole thing if ya like, I left a link for ya. Sorry for the political rant but I'm getting old so it's bound to happen, but if you like this stuff leave me a comment or something and maybe I'll include more..if you're lucky.

Anyway, I'm gonna get going on my day, hopefully hit up the courts soon. So have a good day.

Scottie

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