The Second Coming

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Friday, February 21

what the fuck, is this shit broke?

Wednesday, February 19

So over the past few days I haven't posted and I left things off on an odd note saying I needed to talk to someone and I wasn't goin to do it on the net.

So a few facts:

- Sorry I didn't post
- It was my ex-gf Kristy (seemingly no matter how many people you date you will always have that one who is THE ex)
- She had a few problems with me
- I met her so she could get things off her chest
- It went well, I think
- She is seemingly not wanting me to perish anymore
- If you want to know more ask me or her, I'm not getting into details here
- I know she reads this and I hope she continues to even though she now knows it isn't all about her (them independent women, you know how they are :) )
- I wish the best of luck to her
- This list is too long
- Yet you keep reading
- And.............I'm spent
I can tase the bubbles!!!!!!

Ok so sometimes when I head to use the bathroom in public places I'm thinking about other things so I don't pay close attention to the sign on the door and as i swing it open i begin to wonder if I picked the right one....

Then as I look in and I see the urinal hanging on the wall I get a big smile on my face.......