The Second Coming

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Saturday, March 8

Don't Have a Witty Title

So let's see, I'll pick up where I left off...took 2 of the 3 midterms I was studying for. The final one was cancelled cause of the snow, which if I was religious I would say God played a hand in because my school NEVER cancells and they cancelled for like an inch of snow. The tests I did take went pretty dec., I think I passed both of them. I went out after the exams and I probably shouldn't have cause I was too tired from studying all week to have a good time but I talked to Louie for a long time and Casey a little so that was worth it cause I don't see those guys enough.

Last night was pretty fuckin' fun. I went out with Jeff and Schenk and we went to the strip club, it's odd cause I only go whenever Matt's in. It was fun as hell because for some reason Matt is one of the funniest guys I ever met at a strip club, he really enjoys it(not the strippers really, just the atmosphere of throwing around money like your rich). I had a rough night cause I was like a magnet for the ugly strippers to give lap dances to. So I kept pretending i was talkin to Jeff when they were waling by, then one of them actually grabbed me and turned me around! I only blew 20 bucks though(including cover).

Tonight Im either heading to Barely Creek Micro-Brew or up to North Poccono to party with that crew.

Some good Schenk quotes from the strip club:
"We're like gay guys daring each other to go to a strip club!"
"AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW look how cutes she is.........look at that cute little dress....SHE'S STILL A SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wow she does have it all, I just had to check out one last thing"

Random People Love Me

The other day at school some girl i have NEVER seen before came up to me and asked me if I was indeed Scott and then she asked me about my time at Drexel. Who the hell was this girl and how does she know such a small detail of my life?!?!?!

Today at the Y this one girl who is like maybe 3 years older than I and used to work there when I was a regular(which was 6 years ago) looked at me when I came in and said "I was just thinking about you!"................come on folks how many people from six years ago do you think about? I sometimes forget how much Jeff Mike and I used to run that place...........PLAYAS!!!!!!! lol

Ok folks peace out, I'll talk to ya soon

Wednesday, March 5

Things I love, that you probably didn't know:

- Michelle Branch, she is uber hot
- Lifting
- Bill Clinton
- Jordan
- Watching Football
- A beautiful girl's smile
- Going to College, I may hate the studying but wouldn't give up these years for anything
- My mom, my dog, and especially my Gram
- Good times with my friends
- Punk Rawk, Hip Hop
- Gramasex (my old band,another great part of my life)
- Wasting time doing this and not studying for all the tests I'm gonna fail tomorrow :)

Tuesday, March 4

The type of music you listen to when you wake up will hold a power over your day

Ok so here is how everything is workin out for me....

I head to the grocery store like 10 min. before it closes(i know this is dick but all i needed was milk) and went and grabbed my milk real fast and headed to the register(the only one that was open). Turns out someone is infront of me with like seriously 30 items. The clerk rings up like half the order then the lady says she wants to serperate the order and pays for that half with a fuckin' check! She then looks at me and says "Im sorry sonny" seriously here folks...she called me "sonny"! Then after checking out my 1 freakin item persists to check out the other half of the order and then pays for that with ANOTHER CHECK!!! It took me at least 10 min. to get fuckin milk!!!!

School is really stressing me out lately, I feel like no matter how much I work it will never be good enough which is starting to kill me. Before it never bothered me cause I would do no work at all and get like B- or C+ and now Im starting to actually do a lil' work and im up into like B or B+ range wich is fuckin pissin me off. I shouldn't complain because I'm takin some real hard courses, courses most people just drop their jaw when I tell them the title, let alone what that title means. Pair that with for me doin a lot of work means studying for like an hour or two the night before the test. However if you know the SDP you know I hate failing, I like being the best and if I'm not, I'm in a foul mood about it. That personality trait is probably gonna lead to a few things: more stress, more bitterness during the school week, and probably better grades. The further I am from something that I set my mind on getting the harder I work, that's what seperates me from the wanksta's, they talk about it, I do it(sorry couldn't resist talking like a rap superstar there).

I have three tests Thursday so don't expect to see a post from me till Friday cause after those tests me and my boys are getting FUCKED UP! I'm talkin the kind of fucked up that you leave really odd, funny voicemail for all your friends that aren't out with ya. So wish me luck, and peace out

"I don't think anyone on their deathbed ever thinks they wish they made love less"
-Ok maybe people with STD's..........

Sunday, March 2

You Know You Are Comming in Late..........

............if the Sunday morning paper made it to your front door before you.

Friday night was kinda bunk, for me at least....I was mad tired so headed home after 1 beer at 10:30 and got some much needed sleep. Then I woke up and hung out with Mikey, saw Old School(which fucking rawks). Then I headed out to the bars with Teegan and we met up with Murph and we all went to the Banshee then down to DA U to RedHouse to meet up with Hill, Greg, and Tim and all those other skantownites for a lil. Then it was back to Gavin's where Jeff met us and we all proceeeded to head to a lesbian party(which normaly i should be like spanish fly at, if you know any of my past history with women...........the lesbos LOVE me) but it was pretty beat and my good friend Greger was havin people at his house.

So we left Jeff with the Dykes and Jack Teegan and I drove to Gregers where we all drank and played some games and listened to 50 cent till 5:30 when I decied it was a great idea to drive home.............go fig.

And today it was back to school work.

End with a Greger Quote:

While doing a homework assignment with Fayo(on hour 3 of it):

"Ok so we're are just gonna write anythign down and hand it in, like fuck getting it right ok?"

I love his attitude on school and I miss having it