The View from the Other Side

So the other day I was with my old friend, Zach, which in and of itself is a good time because I liek catching up with him and we drove by the famous "White Trash Apartments" and got my first great story of this place for the summer of 2003:

So this fat guy (about 350-375) walks out holding the hand of his young (4?) daughter, he has shaved sides of his head with a really bushy mullet on top (and it's partying in the back, of course) then out of nowhere...BOOM! he gets hit on the head with water he looks up.............

"YOU BITCH!!!"

Upon looking up we saw a little girl, about 6 years old, with a now-empty cup and a smile on her face...

"That's it!! Mom is not taking you out today!!! YOU CAN GO TO HELL!!!"

Ahhhh........the white trash apartments never cease to amaze me....

In my life..

Haven't been up to all that much lately...lot of missing vacation, lot of tiger woods golf, not enough real golf, back in school (taking physics II), all that good stuff.

Went out with Robin and Jack the other night and I stayed out with Robin till like 3:30 and was horribly messed up for class the next AM, but the good thing is we are headed to the White Stripes on July 25 so that rocks.

As for the love thing I mentioned in my last post.....I'm not gonna get into it here, for now at least maybe after its all said and done I will devuldge it all to you, internet.

The point is though, I am very bad at going after girls, I never have successfully done this (with the exclusion of Eva but her and I were so fucked I tend not to count it as anything real). So this is all new, but then I'm going after someone who went after me and I didn't know it, now I'm trin to get back what I lost but didn't know I had.........it's all very confussing for you I am sure, just take solice that for me it's all doubly messed because it's kind of a triangle thing.........it's all messed but I guess that's what summer is for. Just remember: Love should just work.

Have a good weekend Internet.

Love,
Scottie

Well I am back from vacation and I am quite sad to say it.

I had an awesome time filled with stern claps, sun burns, late night talks, dancing, drunkeness and learning more about my friends.

One of the better IM's I have ever gotten, that sums up the general feeling of the vacation:

Easy-E: Scott-tae!! I know you're out, probably at some mad "dance party," but I just wanted to let you know that I did bring "Maria" home with me, apparently I stashed her in my wallet some where between Coffee-grinders, and my last shot of Jager with Jeff....so yeah, life's tits again.

- Yes that is about Maria, the Guess Who cover girl ("everyone always wanted to be Maria"), which all the girls on our last night there found their own personal favorite character and stuffed them in their bra for the long ride home

All in all, a week that I thought was gonna be kinda bunk turned out to be perfect. The best night was the last night, all 11 of us got drunk and Louie came down also so that was just incredable. I'll have pics up soon.

Finally, to all of my readers, follow my advice about love because I didn't and I fucked up a chance at a great thing, more on that later....maybe.