The Second Coming

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Friday, October 17

Girl Take it Easy

Ok question, so on your hand you got your fingers...then in the middle of them you have a clump of bones, then below that another, then above the middle one a giant one right where it connects to your hand. The big one is what I believe to be your "knuckle" but I hurt the middle guy and can't figure out the best way to describe that, in like one clear and concise word so from now on I shall call it the "tweener" and the last one the "lil' guy" and they shall be known as exact medical terms from now on.

Almost got all of us killed the other night at Greg's. Dougie Greg and I started a bonfire with a can of gas, nail polish remover, and an airsol can..yea we get so smart when we drink.

Good Greger quote about the night: "What the fuck do you mean party? It was just the three drunks getting fucked up!"

Last night I saw "Lost in Translation" with Ange and Robin, it kicked some ass. Not so much of a comedy but a good overall movie that played very true to life which you never see in the movie theater these days.

Jack is back from Vegas but I haven't got to see him yet, I hope he "knocked up lady luck" and is gonna give me some of the cash.

The weekend is here again and I'm feelin another shitty one, I really wanna go visit another college this weekend to get away for 2 days and live like a scumbag and forget all about school but I don't think it will happen, there is a rumor that we may go to Kutztown next weekend to visit Palmer so I am keeping my fingers crossed.

Ok I am outtie.

PEACE AND PANTLEGS

Monday, October 13

Why don't you and I get together? We'll Take on the World

Hey folks, how's shit?

Yea I hear that.

It's time for another round of my favorite game and I'm sure yours.."Seriously":

- I seriously hate D-bags(a repeater from our last round)
- Monty Python is seriously the best skit group EVER
- If fall break was put into a female human form I would seriously open mouth kiss her no problem(not like I have a problem with open-mouth kissing women anyway)
- I miss having the boys here to seriously drink the shit out of fall break like we should(Jack is in Vegas and Greger is in Tenn)
- Seriously, Madden is the best game ever!
- I am in first place in 2 of my 3 fantasy football leagues, that seriously rocks
- I seriously hate most "normal" girls(i def. normal to "the girls" just about everytime they witness me insult their sex)
- I loved puking off Jen's porch this year(seriously, thats 2 years in a row!)
- If another girl asks me a stupid question about how I feel about their love life and how it pretains to me I seriously will slap her down without remorse(well, probably not but I wish I would)
- I am seriously done.

PEACE AND PANTLEGS!