Is it the Cause or the Cure?
Ok so you know how some people are so addicted to Christmas that they keep the tree up all freakin' year and leave the Santa in their yard every fuckin' day of the year. Then they wrap up stuff like the coffee maker every night just to open it every morning before work and then they walk around the office wishing everyone happy holidays or telling them "See you next year!"- you know the lame pre-new year's joke. You know these people??
Ok so they probably don't exist...
BUT, I think my mom has a rare form of this disease called On-Line Shop-a-holic.
Seriously every day a new package comes to the house from some online store and her eyes get all big n' shit and then some innovative but utterly useless product comes out of the box and the smile comes across her face.
If you know someone like this please get back to me, Im gonna start a support group.
Ok so you know how some people are so addicted to Christmas that they keep the tree up all freakin' year and leave the Santa in their yard every fuckin' day of the year. Then they wrap up stuff like the coffee maker every night just to open it every morning before work and then they walk around the office wishing everyone happy holidays or telling them "See you next year!"- you know the lame pre-new year's joke. You know these people??
Ok so they probably don't exist...
BUT, I think my mom has a rare form of this disease called On-Line Shop-a-holic.
Seriously every day a new package comes to the house from some online store and her eyes get all big n' shit and then some innovative but utterly useless product comes out of the box and the smile comes across her face.
If you know someone like this please get back to me, Im gonna start a support group.

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