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WOW WOW WOW

Ok enough with the WOWs but yeah you get the point, it has been quite some time hasn’t it?? I would like to say that the reason I haven’t posted is because I’ve been on tour with Hulk Hogan, his hot underage daughter and 10-15 Hell’s Angels as our roadies, but alas I can not. I would also like to say that I haven’t posted because I have been with a supermodel, but also..I can not.

The truth of the matter is, not much has happened to me. I have looked deep into the eyes of failure, strife, and despair these past few months and its all due to loading up my plate with a job, 2 300 level math courses, a 400 level computer science course, 9 credits of other garbage and the republican party.

So let me catch you up on my take of the past few months and their big events:

World Series

I hate baseball.

If you know me you know it’s true. I just can’t find enjoyment in watching non-athletes doing this thing they call a sport. I do however love playing it in video games.

Things changed this post-season.

I hate Red Sox fans more, and Yankees fans even more than that.

Sox Fans: STFU!! Other teams have not won in a longer time

Yankee Fans: Get off the freaking band wagon all ready

So I watched that series and man Shilling playing with the bloody ankle was just amazing. The best part of it was listening to Yanks fans after losing 4 in a row when all they needed was one out of four..a total meltdown.

Then we see David Ortiz this guy is like the hammer of god, I imagine conversations went like this:

Manager: Ortiz get your fat ass in there and hit a homerun!

Ortiz: Fine, but I only have 50 homers left in my deal with Satan

I also learned to hate FOX sports during this time with Baseball…
This network should be shut down for showing more shots of random fans praying than baseball over the past 2 months!!

So now that the Sox finally won, I have a message for their fans




The Election

To rip-off the Brits: How can 59 million people be so stupid!!

I agree with my buddy Shenk when he said that in ten years he predicts the US to no longer be a world power and W will go down as the worst President ever.

I was going to rant a lot more about this and give my reasoning as to why you are all wrong and why we are screwed but I will just leave you with this and be glad I live in a blue state:



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