The Second Coming

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Thursday, March 25

All the Credit in the World

Ok I just got back from spring break about a week ago (give or take a few hours) and I STILL cannot do any work. Like, nothing at all except play video games, work out, and drink...which is precisly what I did during my break.

The point is I have friends who went on break and came back with stories of Girls Gone Wild, random sex, sex with girls with stumps for arms, kegs on the beach.....and they are able to do work!!

I had none of this on my break, for all intensive purposes I spent 7 days living with an EX in a beautiful environment. No knocks on my break, I had a good time but imagine if I went to one of those places with a group of my friends...christ how would I ever do any more work?

It's settled...I need to work my balls off and then head to as Jay-z puts it "a nice island with no mosquitoes!"