Im Sorry

Dear Internets,

Let me first start off with an apology:

I have been just awful to you. It’s been months since I’ve written. You must have all but forgotten about me in your life but I swear I haven’t forgotten you, I couldn’t.

Sure the fast pace world of MetLife has been keeping me busy, but that’s no excuse. Speaking of that if all goes to plan they will be putting me up in NYC for 5 months this summer so I can work hard and play hard in the big city!

Let me fill you in on everything else that has been going on in my life since February…

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Not all that much apparently

The worst song ever came out, its called Holla Back by Gwen from No Doubt, it fucking stinks yet Megan and I tend to sing it as loud as we possibly can..well only the B-A-N-A-N-A-S part.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie also came out and it fucking rocked. If you have yet to see it Internets I highly recommend it.

Jeff and I have been living a fantasy camp lifestyle along with the occasional visit from Greg Dougie Chris and/or Krieger. Since you probably don’t know what that is I will explain:

It’s when you drink till you pass out, wake up the next morning with random number in your cell phone and remember those great 20 min. where you were a GOD. By God I mean you can’t do wrong with any girl within those 20 min and you look around and your boys are all getting numbers, and you realize that life is just how it should be. The only problem with this is that we usually hit it around 10 or 11 where ideally you want to wait till 12 or 1 so you can leave before the impression of those 20 min wear off. I don’t necessarily mean leave with the girl but you don’t want to talk to her a couple days later and have her think of you as a drunken asshole, she can find that out later…you need the impression of your time as a GOD to last for as long as possible.

So friends are great, work is great, girls are there and always will be, I had a mini-relationship since we last talked too, that’s another story for another time maybe, not much to really tell there it was fun and not really worthy of a blog post months later.

I shall try to be more regular with you from now on. I am thinking of using you to track my poker career Internets, what do you think of that???

Punchin’ Out,

Scottie

PS – B-A-N-A-N-A-S